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DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung a**-backward.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




SKINNY DIPPING -


TAGS: dont be silly dear
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - October 10, 2010, 12:03 pm

lol... the expression on his face is like "oh ****... im so busted"


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for a**istance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


YOU TELL ME -


TAGS: dont ask dont tell
Rating: 4.64/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:55 pm
Suberb Airman! 5L
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 2:13 pm
I've been watching you Panic, and catching you, won't be a problem.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 1:56 pm
Blah, it happens everywhere I go... but on which side of the monitor is the problem? And can you proof it? Catch 22 me if you can... ;-P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 1:05 pm
And most Motifakers can't tell the difference between your comments and 4 rabid monkeys humping on a keyboard.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 12:56 pm
Airman came the right place, most of the politfakers can't tell the difference between satira and propaganda... don't let it happen here, too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:50 am
Great idea...all serious debates should be taken up in pm's....Just don't talk about me behind my back, I'm very sensitive.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:41 am
sorry moo, I'll pm him.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am
My bad Mooo!
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am
Not at all. However by signing your contract you are in agreement with the government that its needs come first and foremost and your own last.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh, Come on guys...Funny or GTFO. You're bringing up stuff that was ended in September.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:08 am
so the 1st ammendment is unprofessional? This is not a slight on you 50cal, you seem like a good guy, just curious to hear your opinion.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
discriminatory but because it's about being professional.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
The same goes for your personnel beliefs and culture. They take the back seat in the name of the military professionalism. The military has a code that dictate what you are able to do and how you should carry yourself on and off duty. It's not because its
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
want g** people but rather keeping the force professional. Any vet knows what I'm referring to. In the service you are all the same, act the same, and are battle brothers despite being black, white, and everything between.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:31 am
Let's put this into perspective so the gen public can understand. There are quite a lot of g** men and women in the service right now. No problem with that so long as it's don’t ask or don’t tell. The reason why it is still in place this day in age is not
BHartranft1 - October 29, 2010, 7:46 am
GiBro airforce dose alot more then that and this guy did go WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to far
5150monkeylove - September 24, 2010, 11:15 pm
Great job of Nullifying an issue. 5L
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:42 pm

know_it_all has left the building....with some a**istance
GiBro - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm
Your way out of line. Way way WWAAAYY the f*** out of line, and as a service member you should know better. Using dead grunts for political ammo, ha. Guess the air force wouldnt really know better at all, go patrol your desk.
know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 9:49 pm
how'm i sposed to spot the f4g if they're in coffins?
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:25 pm
Salutes..well done, well done indeed
evodmasters - September 23, 2010, 1:40 pm
Third row, far left side
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2010, 11:50 am
5L, the call is the call. You have to answer it. (besides, it might be your mother)
DeGrey - September 23, 2010, 2:04 am
The one buried face down so his friends will know him...
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
A perfect 5L.
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
Knocked it out of the park.
GySgt1811 - September 22, 2010, 5:49 pm
Airman. Thank you. (Slow salute and back to parade rest.) 5
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:46 pm
Brilliant. Just brilliant. P.s.: is it the one on the far left in the back? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Zealot - September 22, 2010, 4:43 pm
as much as i think it should have been on politifake i can not not 5L this
Airman - September 22, 2010, 2:58 pm
I almost put it on politifake, but I think it's ok here.. or seems to be so far
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:56 pm
I love to make fun on stereotype g**s but in the end, ***ual orientation is totally overrated. God - if existing - only hates people who hate others for their ***ual orientation! 5 A(ir)men
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:37 pm
no, bots can't vote, but on occasion, the new ones will leave a black scuff mark on the floor
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 2:32 pm
what, a search bot can vote? I was wondering who was doing that. 5L 13 times then a 4 in the middle of the night.
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:25 pm
the vote that dropped this was cast by a new search bot, not a member.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
A Truly De-motivational Poster, to have sent it to politifake would have been a waste, and i do agree that ***ual orientation should not be something to judge about. 5ls from me.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 1:55 pm
my best friend growing up was g** and I would have him fight right next to me. 5 salutes, 21 if I could give them
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm
5L though!
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm
As an combat arms Army vet myself, to say g**s can't serve is wrong in my books. I do however see a safety issue for them due to social background and beliefs others hold in service. Very touchy subject that I think should have been in the politifake site
HammerofHeeb - September 22, 2010, 1:30 pm
I voted 5L. I don't have issues fighting next to the g**s, just showering with them.
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:26 pm
So long as they don't try to literally "have your back"
suenero - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Lions from me also. When you're in the ****, the last thing that matter is who someone has ***y with. What matter is that they have your back.
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 1:08 pm

5L dude. very powerful and i hope everyone reads the tags. awesome.


JUICE SPILLS - the stains never seem to come out


TAGS: dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
Hilarious!
fred - October 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
Thanks for the LOLs!
boeweizer - September 29, 2010, 6:58 pm
lemme get one of those i swear there is a cat mafia round my neighborhood
abbadon101 - September 29, 2010, 5:00 am
Like it.
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:25 am
HAHAHA... I swear I peed a little ...
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
HA!
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:45 pm
so wrong lol no cant laugh...aw hell..lol
5150monkeylove - September 23, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfection! 5 juicy little kitties and added to my favs.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:01 pm
LMAO


105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5


BEEP BEEP -


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.76/5

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Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


AWWWWW - Still not getting any of my bacon




HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.16/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED - Your big day will be here soon enough ...




SALES SKILLS - For some, it just comes naturally


TAGS: dont reply iceman
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:29 pm
loved it.


IQ OF A SPOON -


TAGS: buy now or just dont
Rating: 4.56/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:16 am
Yet another good one, Capn! 5, of course.
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:32 pm
Makes me think of Bud-light.


WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds


TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .


TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls


*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


MOUNTAIN BIKING - dont bother


TAGS: bike mountain dont bother
Rating: 1.75/5

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LogicDude - September 15, 2008, 1:00 pm
Mountain Biking - you're doing it WRONG!
Burn - April 27, 2008, 7:27 pm
That's gonna leave a mark...


PARANOIA -




DONT KNOW KARATE -




THATS A NO NO -


TAGS: god zeus dont say
Rating: 3.77/5

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megablob - May 2, 2011, 3:57 pm
That a Genzoman piece from deviantart. His stuff is very good, but it's all the same. It usually composes of Character's action pose and swirl in the background. His male figures are much more varied compared to his female ones, who are identical.


IRONICALLY - The Jews liked the show


TAGS: dont mean to be racist
Rating: 3.59/5

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booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:31 pm
41 stars and 10 lions ^^


ANNOYANCE - Bloody Everything.


TAGS: if this isn t funny dontputiton
Rating: 3.26/5

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rerun - May 9, 2011, 7:11 pm

Drats.
AudioHostem - May 9, 2011, 7:09 pm
It was a comment at the rather handsome gentleman portrayed in the motifake.
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:34 pm

d*** you....I am right here and you are calling me annoying? Or is this a mere comment at the rather handsome gentleman portraied in the motifake?
AudioHostem - April 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
Look! It's rerun! 5L's
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL monkey!! Come on Mirromere, take it as a challenge! And as monkey said, ask some of the guys whose posters you like for suggestions or hints. No one is born a master.
Mirromere - December 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
Hubris!
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:46 am
I'm not sure what the picture has to do with it, but I'd give it 4L's just for the extreme wittiness of "Bloody Everything."
5150monkeylove - December 18, 2010, 3:30 am
Is this the part where I am supposed to tell you your a** doesn't look fat? jeez, just pm a reg if you have doubts... It is really that simple.
Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 11:26 pm
Sorry. I'll quit posting. UnlessI've got something that is, well, genuinely funny. Otherwise I'll be quiet.
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:14 am
I get where the poster was going, just not sure if there is any way it could have gotten there. Good Picture, Good Thought, Good try.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 4:13 am
After reading the tags, are you just throwing stuff out to see if it gets approved? Dude, PM one of the elder regulars for help if you are not confident in your work. help the site, don't clutter it with crap.(especially if you don't even believe in it)
Mirromere - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
You are (however muh I wish it was different) entitled to your opionion.
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
Dwarves*
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:29 pm
2 Horses (Dwarfs hate them too)
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
Dwarfs get annoyed. Poster not funny, IMO.


STITCHES - What Snitches get.


TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk b****es." :)


FUGLY TREE -


TAGS: lucky she dont have nads
Rating: 4.69/5

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CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 2:09 am
HAHA! Would you say this is one of them?
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:05 pm
*c o u g a r s*
ICEMAN - April 4, 2011, 8:04 pm
I've heard that cou***s sleep in trees.


VIRGINIA - come on vacation stay for incarceration leave on probation


TAGS: va dont play
Rating: 4.13/5

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BABY DIVA - Don't hate me because I am beautiful darling.




CHEATING? -




EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on


TAGS: i dont think it will stop the dog
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - November 15, 2009, 10:54 am
That's either a "single serving size" or a "Bacon Happy Meal"!
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:08 am
In some countries, this here is a buffet.


THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork




BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!


TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

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LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE **** out of everyone around. :-)


WISHES -


TAGS: dont dream too long calendar
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:25 am
…And without the wish being granted. People’s dreams crushed. I live for moments like thi5!


AND YOU THOUGHT -


TAGS: just cause yout beat cancer dont mean you can shart on your competition
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:09 pm
heh heh...5/5


BONE CD -


TAGS: bone knows and bone dont care
Rating: 4.5/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:15 am
You know me too well GS


SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered


TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


A LESSON LEARNED -


TAGS: dont screw with a scot
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
HA!!! 5L


WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


FINE DINING - Even in ancient times they took it too far




I dont always win a fight with my wife -


TAGS: i dont always win
Rating: 3/5

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GaryO - January 18, 2014, 10:50 am
‘Through’…..man I hate it when I do that. Keep up with it, Matrix. We’ve all got our mistakes hidden deep in our Moticellar archives. They’re like herpes here.
demon001 - January 18, 2014, 8:42 am
Probably meant: "throo"
MPsniper - January 18, 2014, 7:59 am
"threw"...LOL


SCHIZPHRENIA -


TAGS: oh lord dont leave me hangin here kgb cia fbi
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Not all black.... she's half Apache.
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:25 am
Yer married to a black helicopter? k****, but surprisingly quiet, no?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:15 am
That's no eagle....
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:10 am
That eagle tokd you to say that, didn't he? I mean, you can even tell from here he's wearing a wire.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 10:27 pm
3.5!!! This must be your worst poster ever!!!


JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...




SUCCESS - Success is a journey not a destination




MARRIAGE -




AFTER MONTHS OF BEING REJECTED - I call Shenanigans.




WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE -


TAGS: dont forget to get all the glitter off as well
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
I concur.....and I know a few thing about BS.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 12:15 pm

That's not bacon, just BS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:14 pm
Is it "Natrultarded"?....That ain't Natural.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 12:12 pm

just a matter of how you define "natural"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'm sure there's nothing "Natural" about it.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am

and to think, it comes naturally
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am
Mrs Rerun's Back Bacon make him achin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am
You're a sick man Rerun....a sick, hilarious Man.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:46 am

don't torment me on fantasies that cannot be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:42 am
Why? are they made of bacon?
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:37 am

nope, just ask my Catholic wife and daughter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:27 am
Not a very good Jew, are you Rerun?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm sure you meant Rumaki..............@ TOC, there's a place in my town that serves a bacon double cheeseburger sub with lettuce and tomato. (Come visit sometime.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:25 am

I haven't met bacon I didn't like...well, except a brand of it.
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:24 am
I like bacon pizza. And BLTs... with extra mayo. :)
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:23 am
how are you on Rumake?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:21 am
I did forget filet Mignon (wrapped in bacon)and bacon wrapped scallops....mmmmmm, Bacon wrapped scallops. Also, Bacon popsicles....coming to a store near you.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:20 am

Bacon Wars. I sense something brewing here. who is going to take this & run with it?
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:19 am
that's as close to being bacon as tofu
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:19 am
That's Kosher!!! How dare you!
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:17 am
Turkey bacon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:16 am
That's just Racist.... I love all bacon...Bacon bits, salted Bacon, plain bacon, Canadian bacon, Bacon soup, Bacon souffle, Bacon Pie, Bacon kabobs................................
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:13 am

I know your type...only Canadian Bacon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:10 am
I love the Bacon....what can I say?
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:06 am

why you got go jewish on me? You know that ain't kosher
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:04 am
God d*** you Rerun....you jewed in on my comment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:03 am
It's probably Briton.....faceplant is still confused.....XD.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:03 am

somehow TOC, I just don't see you as being the other woman.
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:02 am
Who is Rose? I'm jealous.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2010, 11:01 am
I do that a lot. Thanks tho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:16 am
Excellent! 5L......but you spelled "women" wrong.


HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!


TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?


PMS -


TAGS: dont fear the marinara embrace it
Rating: 3.37/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 4:08 pm
Catch you guys in a little while... I'm on a mission!!!
todd snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Yummy just like "Circus Waffle" 5 lions for you.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
Maybe those toppings are a bit cliche, but they're certainly my top 3! 5L Aggy.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 4:01 pm
Oh, to be me***horically challenged right about now ....
CANADA - September 6, 2009, 3:42 pm
i want PMS! :)
BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:08 pm
LMAO...Love it! 5 Poodles!


TRAINING -


TAGS: if you dont see any balls in this picture look again
Rating: 3.36/5

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CPT Badass - October 11, 2009, 3:23 pm
notice. The kid used his left hand... Arabs wipe their a** with the left hand... And they dont use toilet paper...
_dog - October 10, 2009, 6:08 pm
Thanks Sean. And me saying it's open season on idiots is like, Daffy saying it's duck season. Or is that what successories means?
Sean - October 9, 2009, 11:30 pm
I'm sorry, but I find this excellent poster far too motivating for a 5 rating here on Motifake. But then again, spacedog did kinda say it's open season on idiots ... and that's not Successories type twaddle, now is it? 5.


FREE SAMPLES - Next Time Wait Until AFTER Work To Give Them The Freebies




Effort -




Wut..? -


TAGS: dont judge wine baby
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:58 am
A face only a mother could love...just saying.


JEALOUS -


TAGS: jealous people dont know you
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:57 pm
I Don't Get It ?


EVERY TIME -




HOLIDAY LIGHTS -


TAGS: bonecd dont care
Rating: 4.8/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 8:18 am
Mr. Miyagi did the topiary for me, and the house is actually a bonsai house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2010, 3:02 am
I get the shrub, but whats up with the pink house Bone?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:08 am
He put that shrub in front of the window just to make sure that nobody saw his "softer" side.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 1:25 am
Who knew you were into topiary? Showing a softer side Bone?
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 1:13 am
*wipes tear from his eye* It's beautiful isn't it.


PHYDEAUXS FRIENDS -


TAGS: we all love him except those of us who dont
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:40 am
"Rebels die many times before their deaths, The stormtroopers never taste of death but once"


CHARACTER -


TAGS: dont go changin
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:23 pm
Boom. 5L
Reality Lord - June 13, 2011, 6:33 pm

...and better


LOGIZUMECHAMOPHOBIA -




TALENT -


TAGS: headlines day dont spill the coffee in the company car
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:40 pm
60 Minutes passed on your dedemption story, Jerry Springer said he'd air it on Tuesday
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:11 pm
WFT, you say?
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:10 pm

WFT? Where is the rest of the article? I know I redeemed myself
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Amsome GS, simply Amsome!!!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm
Wow! Excellent work GS, 5++.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
GOLD! 5L
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:32 pm
Pure Talent Grey. 5L!
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
Dangit Grey! I am going to get 'talked to' if I keep laughing at work!


CHOCOLATE - Real men don't buy it for their women... They make it for them.




THE D.D. - Being the Designated Driver does have it's privileges.


TAGS: signs dont drink and drive
Rating: 4.4/5

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MPsniper - July 10, 2012, 8:27 pm
or "fewer"


WMD'S -


TAGS: you either have them or you dont
Rating: 4.39/5

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Airman - April 20, 2010, 12:49 pm
LOL at Aggy. But Bob, good point.. Weapons's doesn't work, and destructions doesn't work, but is it acceptable to pluralize the abbreviation? I believe I see them referred to that way in the press. I need to think on this
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:25 pm
That's why you're not on the list.
Bob D. Sailor - April 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
I hate to go Spelling Nazi here, but you can't pluralize Destruction.


WHEN I PLAY DOCTOR - I play to win


TAGS: it hurts when i do that dont do that
Rating: 4.24/5

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Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:23 am
You should play mortician with that one.


BEASTIALITY -




HAPPY B-DAY CANADA - (The Motifaker, Not the Country) If you celebrate correctly, Tomorrow You'll feel like you went over this.


TAGS: no matter how drunk you get dont get in the barrel
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:22 pm
thanks guys, thanks moo+
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:21 pm
I was definitely drunk enough to try the barrel ride friday and saterday night! 5L
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:47 am
Happy Belated B-Day Canada!
spacedog - April 25, 2010, 5:26 pm
Have a good one CANADA.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 11:59 am
Happy Birthday CANADA, most likely be Monday when you read this :) 5L
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:16 am
LMAO! Thought I was wanking to his woman... man, can he pull off pretty!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:15 am
And an even better woman!!...see you on tr*** night!
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:13 am
Happy birthday to a good man!


BICYCLES -




GROWING OLD -


TAGS: i dont give a crap
Rating: 3.89/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 18, 2010, 11:43 pm
If i can't post hyped up on AMP energy drinx and vodka, I don't want 2 live 2B a 100, I don't live to see the end ofthe week, I don't want to live another hour.
Cubbybear - March 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Guess which group is happier?
Bob D. Sailor - March 18, 2010, 10:22 pm
5L for I am in the 2nd group.


HAUNTING -


TAGS: ghosts ghouls an goblins we dont need no stinking costumes
Rating: 3.85/5

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spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Thanks guys, I was trying to do justice to this awesome ph**o.
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:46 pm
Excellent...now give me my candy back!
LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:17 pm
THAT is pretty effective! I had stuffed my disk drive with Laffy Taffy before I figured out what was going on...
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:02 pm
Put away the sewing machine, mom... that is a costume only a bad childhood could make!


IMAGE REJECTED - A wise man once said to me: "We can reject as many as you can make"




MOM! - Rule 31. I'm not gonna tell you again.




COMMUNITY SERVICE -




MARRY ME, MY LOVE -


TAGS: wots a prenup no i dont think so
Rating: 3.64/5

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GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 9:59 am
very touching. 5,-11-18-34-41-53's
Sean - June 6, 2009, 5:26 pm
And we wil spend ... an eternity together.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
True love.


TRUE DEMOTIVATION -


TAGS: dont forget to close the curtain
Rating: 3.46/5

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spacedog - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm
5Ls, well done Random.
Sean - November 4, 2009, 12:36 pm
Hilarious. But hey, as they say, "cantelope without a girl." But leave it out of the fridge overnight first. Great poster.


IT'S ALL GOOD -


TAGS: lions can be mellow but just dont count on it
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 1:11 pm
Excellent. 5


WAITER?!? -




GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.




ASPHALT PRINCESS -




LETS PLAY A GAME -


TAGS: haha please dont ban me
Rating: 3.39/5

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agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:37 pm
LOL!
Fatt Matt - October 28, 2009, 5:36 pm
Well, f*** ewes too then... hehehe
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
Ewes, Matt... ewes. I'm not a p***.
Fatt Matt - October 27, 2009, 11:47 am
soooooo.... AK f***s sheep?? Is that where we're going with this?
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 10:33 pm
Two remaining brain cells... one creates motifakes, and the other handles the autonomic system.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
Not even one day Aggy, and it's already all about you. I'd say your childhood should have taught you better, but all the liquor probably killed those thingies that makes the brain work.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
Oh... wait... there are other moderators.... just one each? Now I get it!!!!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:52 pm
The Guinness makes me happy, the food makes me full, the sheep make me.... sleepy.


ECHOLALIA -


TAGS: i dont speak the language but that chirping sounds redundant
Rating: 3.29/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:56 am
Probably the worst thing I do as the parent of an autistic child. Son, say, "Daddy, stop putting words in my mouth." child dutifully repeats.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm probably liking this for a reason it was not intended, but that doesn't.... aw, f*** it... 5L


FINALLY! -


TAGS: do not comment on this poster because i dont care
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - September 20, 2009, 11:02 pm
Saw that and quit. Talk about closed-minded. BTW, the Stimulus package was Taxation W/O Representation. I live in one state and my taxes went to 49 states I don't live in.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
Checked it out, sponsered by Glen Beck eh? enough said.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:24 pm
But i will give you the benefit of the doubt. Ill report my findings another day.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:24 pm
exactly, the boston tea party was about Taxation Without Representation. Not a bunch of winers mad that their TAX GOD Bush is gone and now they have to be treated equally. And as for the 9-12 project, puh! i can listen to Rush Limbaugh just fine.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:59 pm
were around today, they would have been in D.C. with the "don't tread on me" flags as well. The govt has gone too far, just like the King did back then.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:58 pm
ILB, TEA stands for Taxed Enough Already. You aren't even educated on what this movement is about. Go to the 9-12 project and learn something. Nothing about these concerned citizens' actions that 'defile' the Boston tea party. I believe if those patriots
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
BTW, i attack the Tea Partiers because they defile a very brave moment in American history but distorting and cheapening its significance.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
You completely missed the point that not even FOX believes their own rhetoric. None of them do. I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of another interminable Motifake comment section argument, though.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:20 pm
Like I said, Haar. They all need to turn a profit. But most have completely given up any journalistic integrity. There are a few reporters across all networks who maintain some. I see that all but Fox have given it up as an organizational goal.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:19 pm
I don't bite on ANY of it, since it seems to affect me about as much as the 1975 World Luge Championships.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Mr. M you forgot that they dropped the ball on Van Jones too. Fox drove that story and the others just reported when he quit. The media is supposed to question the administration. It was okay when it was Bush (even Fox questioned him) but not with Obama.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:17 pm
There's not a network player out there who doesn't call it "infotainment" (in private). The "talking heads" know that as well as anyone in the industry, yes, FOX included.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:16 pm
The other hate sites ridiculed and cherry picked extreme posters to highlight. That vast majority I saw via video did not contain racism or nazi symbols. Haar, all media is for profit and spin. All but Fox are in the tank for Obama. Wake up.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:14 pm
I agree with you Mr. M. I do watch all the channels, mostly Fox. That is because they get it right more often. As far as ILB attacking the tea parties, that shows he doesn't watch Fox since they were the only ones who treated those protestors with respect
motifake - September 20, 2009, 7:11 pm

CNN reported today that it took the other networks about a week to report the ACORN story. Theres bias everywhere, so I try to watch them all at times. Mostly CNN though.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:10 pm
oh, and btw, Acorn should be shut down along with ALL organizations like it, because ALL are corrupt no matter what side of the fence they ride.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:09 pm
And maybe you WTFO, should watch something other than fox. ALL the other channels covered the Acorn story, and the pathetic Tea Party idiots too. Its just that Fox was the only one to say they agree with that stupidity.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 7:06 pm
WTFO, I'm telling you it's a schtick. It's a gimmick. Do you really think Rupert Murdoch, out of the goodness of his heart, is going to sponsor that propaganda for free? Note: it's all propaganda and spin. You just lap it up more than most.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:59 pm
Please, Haar. Fox was the only one that covered the mass corruption in ACORN and how much tax dollars they have recieved. Maybe you should open your mind and watch instead of listening to the hateful left news channels and websites.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
Niche marketing works.
Marty - September 20, 2009, 12:41 pm
Riiiiggghhhtt. Because NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CBS all do a terrific job presenting a fair perspective. Why do you suppose Fox News' ratings routinely eclipse those of the rest of the networks -- because most viewers think it's made up? SMB.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:04 am
Wow, am I that tired, or does the poster not make a lot of sense. Thought everyone knew Fox was for entertainment value.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 7:28 pm
Now why do veterens have to be protected from p********s in the first place? Just how old in recruitment age in you country, anyway?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 7:08 pm
Thanks, moooooo... I did the same thing for the same reason.... laziness!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
i sent you 1 too Aggy...FYI, I'm adding everyone who doesn't suck to my friends list to make pming easier and cuz it makes me feel like i have friends.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 7:00 pm
Sit-down protests are the best. No need to wear yourself out for any cause.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 7:00 pm
Lemme try - sit-in. So anyway, PM to ya.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 6:55 pm
Light, to say the least. I've been on a sit-down protest since you left.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Hey there, Haar. How's the pillaging been?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Si.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 6:46 pm
Love it! Welcome back, my man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
but yeah, kinda.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
You twisted little Mexican......
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
That sounds really g**, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:42 pm
Nice one Aggy....TTH Go to bed. You have to relieve me in 4 hours.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
The concept hit me the other day, and launched me back into play.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
Back with a vengeance I see aggy! Best comment in weeks!
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Tsk, tsk, mooooo... next thing you know, some woman is at your door with a newborn wifi mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:29 pm
woo hoo...just found some unprotected wifi at work. 5 lions Aggy.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 5:31 pm
Airman!!! I love that avatar!
MO - August 24, 2009, 5:29 pm
And my fact is not gonna make a d*** bit of sense when airman changes his avatar back.....oh well! Par for the course.
MO - August 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
boing boing boing.....that's not either. Just a fact....boing boing....
Airman - August 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
this is not a comment


SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold


TAGS: november challenge dont worry egd that is just one of about a million amirite
Rating: 3.29/5

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Sean - November 23, 2009, 2:56 pm
Cool. I really do wear a monacle, too.
guest - November 20, 2009, 7:53 pm
And Sean should know.


SPONSOR SKIPPING - It makes you look kinda fruity and causes you to grow a mullet. Mr. M told me to tell you.




NEWCOMERS -


TAGS: and you dont wanna even think about the greybeards
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 3:26 am
You called?
MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:08 am
Thankfully the veterans preferred food seems to be live Timmy
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 12:25 am
Spot-on accurate. Love it!


DUE TO THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN, - Q Branch has been hit just as hard as the rest of us




MARY CHRISTMAS - That's why there's not a chance. My name would be MARY CHRISTMAS. "Hi, what's your name?" Mary Christmas. So yeah... no chance.


TAGS: ho i dont want to get married i just wanna get my ***k wet
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:05 pm
What a fantastic observation, produce!!!


CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK - I asked my boy if he had seen my Cigarettes. He told me had them right there.




WOMAN - A beautiful thing, a work of art until defiled by spray paint.


TAGS: dont screw with perfection
Rating: 3.07/5

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Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:44 am
I have "spray paint", haha, but just not there (shoulder). There's someone for everyone out there :)
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 6:48 pm
Meh, everyones different. A nice chest piece is always fun to look at while motoboating. All the colors blend and it seems like an acid trip or somtin... so im told.
AdmiralAckbar - August 16, 2010, 6:40 pm
I get distracted. Why mess with perfection.
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 5:39 pm
I prefer chicks with "spray paint" but thats just me.


WHERE'S AGDANIELE? - It's like Where's Waldo But if you win he will mow your lawn for a year.


TAGS: dont go all blood in blood out on me aggy
Rating: 3.06/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
I would just like to say......AGGY HAS ONCE AGAIN VIOLENTLY SODOMIZED the top 5......&*%^$$*$*&$Moderators....
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:35 pm
Pickled.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 9:30 pm

sauteed livers?
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:27 pm
....and livers.
rerun - March 31, 2010, 9:07 pm

more posters than a cow has stomachs
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
A lot more, if you ever get around to searching moo, mooo, moooo, mooooo, moooooo, mooooooo, moooooooo, mooooooooo....
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
*tribute posters*
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 9:03 pm
On a slightly related note, have you guys ever noticed how many moooooooooooooooooooooooo dedication posters there are?
agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:57 pm
Naturally! Love ya, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:54 pm
Just noticed this one on the sidelines and had another LOL.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 4:02 am
Ah, yes.... the day we met. How romantic, moooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 4:01 am
I was always partial to this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cows are funny! 5L for the bovine
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:20 pm
Frickin' hilarious!!!! And you won't find me here... I've already been picked up!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2009, 10:18 pm
you had to be on last night. Suffice it to say that Aggy is a dirty Mexican......back to poker...see you in a few hours.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
I'm lost!


LET IT BE - Shoot Ringo, let John live.




THATONECHICK -




BEHOLD - The image of Muhammad




REDUNDANCY - Just because you repeat a certain rule doesn't mean people still are not going to break it




S.F.W. - Pretty much the only creamy pie you will find on Motifake.




THE DANCING NINJA - You must dance with him. You are powerless to resist.


TAGS: please dont reject look it up on youtube its funny
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 8:54 pm
I approved this poster just so everyone could enjoy the tags... and judge it in open forum... as I shouldn't be the only one who dislikes this poster as much as the lame video.


GENERALIZATIONS - All of them are bad


TAGS: i hate myself for making this poster but im tired kind of hope you dont approve this mod
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
All true generalisations good. Very good :})


PURPLE PEOPLE - They Don't Exist Lesson: Let's be tolerant and color blind




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